Joke Of The Day:
A Texan, a Mexican, a Frenchman and a Brit are on a plane that is going to crash. To make matters worse, there is only one parachute between them. The valient Brit flings open the door, hollars, "Long live the Queen!" and jumps to his death. Next follows the Frenchman, who shouts, "Viva la France!", and jumps. Next guy up is the Texan, who shouts, "Remember the Alamo!" and throws the Mexican out.